College, what a blast!

((( I don’t think this is what myspace had in mind when they asked these questions… If you need a smile then there you go )))

1. What does your MySpace headline mean?
It’s code for….
Well I can’t tell you now can I?
that’s why it’s a code.

2. Elaborate on your default photo:
You elaborate your default photo.

Oh that’s right….
I don’t CARE…
Muahaha…
….
…
Ok, I’m sorry.

3. What’s your current relationship status?:
Lost in Translation.

4. What are you wearing right now?:
Well…
A light brown tunic, and a white flowing shirt with dark green breeches.
My boots are newly made and lined with rabbit fur (that I hunted and skinned myself)
And I am covered in a layer of dirt, smattered with blood, from a day in Battle.
A Knight’s work is never done.

5. What is your current problem?:
My nemesis keps forgetting my name.

6. What do you love the most?:
Long walks on the beach in the light of the full moon.
Changing into a werewolf and chasing rich people.
Telling the paparazzi that Brittany is at it again.
The list goes on.

7. Who makes you the most happy?:
When I put that bright red cape on, and I know that my spandex outfit still looks good.
And of course saving the world from villians like Lex Luthor….

8. Are you musically talented?
Uh, hello, Bach ain’t got nothin on me.
I play the bagpipes like no one’s business.
And the electric recorder.

I’m thinking of starting a band.

9. If you could go back in time, and change one thing, what would you change?:
My socks.
I forgot to this morning, and now no one will stand next to me.

10. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
Beast.
From the X-men.
He counts right?

Ok then….
Wolverine…
I like his hair.

11. Ever have a near death experience?:
Well, on a recent trip to Tokyo, I fell into a harsh disagreement with a ninja, as I cannot read subtitles backward.
It lead to violence.
More on his part then on mine….. ouch.

12. Can you dance?
Dancing is required for all royalty.
Uh DUH.

13. What’s the name of the song that’s stuck in your head?:
I’m a big supporter in Jim Carrey’s solo album.

What? All the Celebs are doin’ it these days.

14. Who did you copy and paste this from?:
Why is that your buLsiOneRssI ??
Hmm?

15. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Uh, I was not born.
I was hatched on the sixth tuesday in Aprarch.

16. Have you ever destroyed someone’s property?:
As a renegade it is my duty to harm my former “Master’s” material property.

17. Have you ever been in a fight?:
With my rebel geurrila brother’s, I will bear arms against my unjustified government.

18. Have you ever sang in front of a big audience?:

Have I ever sang in front of a big audience?
Have you ever paid attention in your English class?

19. What’s the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex ?:
Whether of not they would be able to beat me in mortal combat.

I’m running out of apponents.

20. What do you usually order from Starbucks?:
Star bucks?
is that like Planet does? (female deer, get it?)

21. Do you have a crush on one of your myspace friends?:
I have a crush on all of my myspace friends.

Hey there SEXEH, can I hit you up?
Call me, Wild THANG.

22. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?:
Have you ever had a Sober night in Mexico?
Hmmm?

23. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?:
Have you ever wondered why you are so set on conforming me to your perception of beautiful? Have you? Shall I tell you of the emotional ramifications of such implications?

No?
Alrighty then.

24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?:
Is Kiddy, a plural turn for baby goat? Or maybe a nickname?
Buddy buddies?

25. Did you have braces?:
I am not forest gump.
Or that nerdy.

26. Are you comfortable with your height?:
If I was uncomfortale could you fix it?

27. What is the sweetest thing someone’s ever done for you?:
Well I was built a home from sugar, because I am the lollipop princess.

28. Do you speak any other languages?:
yes.
The real question should be… is there anythign you can’t do?
And the answer is no.

29. What’s your favorite smell?:
Freshly killed sugar cane.
They’re wiley.
but when I take them down…they stay down.

30. Who are you currently texting?
I am texting, you, this is text is it not?

31. Are you comfortable with answering personal questions?
Are you comfortable with me giving you purple nerples?
Repeatedly.

32. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yes.
My relationship with my soldiers is one that I treasure.
They do the fighting, and I hide behind anything close enough.

33. What do you do when you have a bad day?
Convince the bad guys they won, then catch them in a giant mouse trap.
Amazingly my day is better.

34. Do you miss someone?
Private Dungeree.
He was a brave Kangaroo.
But, there was nothing to be done for him….

35. What are you wearing on your feet?
flippers… I’m going dancing later.

36. Have you made any mistakes recently?
I’m a super hero.
We don’t DO mistakes.
usually…

37. Is there something that has happened in your past that you really dislike talking about?
If I dislike talking about it, well, I’m just gonna open up to you and your amazing counciling skills.

38. How’s your heart been?
Beating.
I know.
I suck at being undead.

39. Was your last kiss a mistake?
Yes.
I misjudged the situation.
And I’m afraid that horse will never be the same again.

40. Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
I’m already married.

Did you not read my codes?
Jeez.